Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
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They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
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i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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