Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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