Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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