i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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