lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
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I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
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I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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