And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
