I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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