Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
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