Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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