i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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