Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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