I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
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Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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