Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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