'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
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Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
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Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
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