id be glad to
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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