Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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