dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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