I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
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He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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