Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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