HIV tests are more positive than that guy
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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