Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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