What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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