if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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