: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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