I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
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just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
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Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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