Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He better not be in your backpack
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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