I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
