Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
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Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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