oh god the rape fog is back!
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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