At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
She even gives head with a lisp.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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