Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
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Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
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He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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