small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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