Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
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i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
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He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Randomize