How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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