I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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