if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
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come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
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Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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