I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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