Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
