See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
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they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Actions speak louder than pants.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
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The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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