You're so nebulous sometimes
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
