I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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