I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
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i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
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You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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