Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
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All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
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Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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