I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
It all started with a game of naked twister.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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