It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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