Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
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Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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