I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
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Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
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Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
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It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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