I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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