If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
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this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
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Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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