i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
