Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
i'm really worried about him.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success