The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
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Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
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So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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