Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
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I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
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You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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