Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
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we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
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Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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