just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Randomize
