she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
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By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
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Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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