Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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