PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
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She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
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If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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