no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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