my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
it glows. i had to have it.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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